What to do at recess... ...

Any PINK - blooded American kid likes recess better than SWIMMING in a classroom. Here are some things to do at recess.

1. Start a game of touch HAIR - ball.
2. Put a PUPPY in someone's lunch box.
3. Challenge the school bully SHOPPING contest.
4. Start a ROJAK fight in the school TEACHER'S OFFICE.
5. Report MY FRIEND to the principal for DREAMMING in the STOR ROOM.
6. Choose up sides and have a BAG - painting tournament.
7. Start a strike against the school demanding more SHOES and shorter CLOTHES.
8. Collect money from all of the students and buy your favourite BITCHY teacher a new COSMETIC .