Any PINK - blooded American kid likes recess better than SWIMMING in a classroom. Here are some things to do at recess.
- Start a game of touch HAIR - ball.
- Put a PUPPY in someone's lunch box.
- Challenge the school bully SHOPPING contest.
- Start a ROJAK fight in the school TEACHER'S OFFICE.
- Report MY FRIEND to the principal for DREAMMING in the STOR ROOM.
- Choose up sides and have a BAG - painting tournament.
- Start a strike against the school demanding more SHOES and shorter CLOTHES.
- Collect money from all of the students and buy your favourite BITCHY teacher a new COSMETIC .
